kuuurek:

did this little kitty to remind you that you can rest without being guilty!! take your time!

“Why does that keep happening to you, people that like math and physics must have a certain taste in nsfw” —

My fiancee, after i told her that another nsfw blog i found is a math person. (also a lot of physics and other math people have these sort of blogs #hiddensciencecommunities)  (via rudescience)

And the winner for best reply is:

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@yasbombom

(via rudescience)

thelowlysatsuma:

dankmemeuniversity:

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okay, gotta say, i’ve seen a bunch of these before, but “i wish to harm the melody machine” may possibly be the funniest goddamn one of them a l l

tvspecial:

my IQ test results were negative

amyissad:

lithuanianblood:

fakehistory:

How Hitler visited Poland 1939

@amyissad

I asked my grandma, she confirmed this is what it looked like.

folkwytch:

i wish i were a tiny mouse tucked up in a tiny bed under a tiny patchwork quilt in a burrow under a tree. no responsibilities except making raindrop wine and rose jam and making sure i sweep the little doorstep every morning

dojacat:

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

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santa-rog:

ladies and gentlemen, i present to you dr. roger taylor